Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
