I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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