About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
