quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Someone signed my nipple.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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