I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
porn star boner night. come get it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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