Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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