why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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