The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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