I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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