Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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