After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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