I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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