why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
