she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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