I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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