hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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