i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We are all done wearing pants today
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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