non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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