Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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