woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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