found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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