So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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