I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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