id be glad to
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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