you turned your livingroom into a bong?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That accounts for only three of the penises
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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