she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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