Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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