Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think I just sharted jello shots
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