Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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