Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Randomize
