if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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