When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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