sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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