Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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