he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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