nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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