Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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