I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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