That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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