Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
