We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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