were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
