Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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