FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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