At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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