Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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