pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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