How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Hippo gnu deer
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
The ass gains better be worth it
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