Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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