I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
